I've Won A Donkey!!!!!

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was this chap called Ian. Now Ian was generally a very happy bunny. He had a lovely wife, a nice home and everything was mighty fine. As time passed Ian began to realise that there was something missing in his life. He couldn't quite put his finger on it but he was definitely in need of something. Then, one day, quite out of the blue, there was a gentle thud as a black plastic package landed on the doormat. Ian opened the packet and examined the contents.
"I've won a donkey" he said.
"I'VE WON A DONKEY!"
"DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY!"

Right away, Ian knew this was what he needed in his life. In no time at all the donkey became one of the family. If a picture says a thousand words then here is the equivalent of a couple of issues of Donkey Breeder Monthly.

	Donkey explores the garden.
Donkey relaxes in the garden.
	Donkey browses the Radio Times* (Other TV listings magazines are available) (*But Donkey doesn't like those cheap nasty ones)
Donkey unplugged. Go Donkey Go!
	Donkey makes friends with Squiggle. See how happy it makes Squiggle.
Donkey learns that Playstation games would be easier if you had thumbs.
	Donkey goes truckin'. Are you insured to drive that thing, Donkey?
Hat - check. Shades - check. Arm out of window - check. If only you had thumbs you could turn the key.
	Donkey does a spot of fishing. The Koi are easy to catch but Donkey prefers the challenge of the Golden Orfe.
Donkey in disguise. No, really. It's him. He's good isn't he?
	Ee-aw England. Ee-aw England.
Naughty Donkey! Donkey must not raid the underwear drawer. And just how did you fasten that without thumbs anyway?
	"Everybody's crazy for those Donkey boots, Donkey boots, (boop-boop), Donkey boots".
Ahh. Goodnight Donkey.


<sigh> We love you, Donkey. To be continued?